KittyBobo

Is that pizza sauce in that wine glass?

I also work Saturdays

There's no place to buy just a single slice of pizza around here. If I get a pizza I'm committing to a whole pie.

That's right. All of the ideas you have while high are the smart and correct ideas.

I'm imagining all my problematic favs are just doing subversive, Tom of Finland style parodies.

What if instead of deleting your post you just edit it and no one will know.

My brilliant strategy where I, genius that I am, flank my hapless enemy by being functionally indistinguishable from them.

They make pre-distressed pants and boots with fake mud on them. They should start making shirts with pizza stains on them when you buy them. It'd save me a step.

I wish everyone could just hug it out. Failing that, I don't think anyone appreciates me having a strong opinion about anything because I'm dumb so if you could just hand me a rifle and point me in a direction I can try and take care of the problem that way.

Oh, so you think violence is good? You think just because someone disagrees with you that they should have their neck snapped and killed? That's fucking cool and funny to you? Other people aren't allowed to have a different opinion to you and free speech is dead in your authoritarian tankie regime? Is that it?

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I got in bed at 7pm and didn't fall asleep until 1am. I've cut out caffeine entirely and eat a lot less sugar, but I've got this fucking gremlin in my brain and if I'm not drowning it out with headphones it's constantly screaming at me to k my s. 🙃

I've seen it a couple of times, I really like it.