KittyBobo

joined 2 years ago
[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

And the moral of the story? Betting and gambling is haram.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

That's a very pretty cat though.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always found it funny when on TV the protagonists would have no problem beating up or killing the Bad Guy's minions but would spare the Bad Guy because "violence is wrong".

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't like superheroes but the original Watchmen graphic novel was a critique of super hero stories written by an anarchist. The medium of comics has plenty of slop but Watchmen effectively utilizes the art form to tell a story that really works as a comic.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That was a trick and you fell for it. volcel-judge

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You can come on this site every single day and see the most disturbing gore porn to rival liveleak and rotten dot com but if anyone so much as gets a wiff of me wanting to see a breast I'm the one who gets shunned and yelled at.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Back when memes were funny.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I want to have my own talk show called "Come High with Me" where me and a guest get way too high and anxiety-talk for thirty minutes.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

"You got any games on your phone?"

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Easy, duh, just don't exercise.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

-just leave the towel on my hair while I game.
-i get all my shampoo for free because I steal things.
-i once got it caught on a conveyor belt but i quit that job the same day so whatever.
-i live alone.
-just let it be wild and matted like nature intended, people will think you've been having sex and won't try to proposition you.
-the fact that i shed is everybody else's problem.
-skill issue.
-skill issue.
-i don't sweat, that's gross.
-i occasionally get compliments from old ladies but people instinctually know not to touch me.
-that's a you problem for trying to tame a wild mane.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Babies know what's up. That object permanence shit is overrated.

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