It keeps happening where the entire time I'm at work I can't wait to get home and do things but then the moment I get home all my energy is gone and I can't focus on anything.

I'm cool with that.

Is it better to have never been horny or to have overcome your horniness through great effort?

More like Rode-a-dick Gay hah gotteem

I've been drinking caffeine free coke zero which I've concluded is basically water so I can drink as much as I want. But I still crave it, how can I be addicted to something that has nothing in it?

Finally an answer to the age old question "if you put a cat in a hijab would its ears be covered or would they poke through?"

What game this?

memes and Redditism

Hexbear hated him because he told the truth.

"Explaining the joke makes it not funny" is skill issue cope from people who understand the joke so little that they can't convey its meaning in a manner that retains its humor.

I'm not a lathe guy. I believe saying something makes it not happen. Trump is going to go to jail and not be able to run for president, Biden wins and the right whine about it for a little bit but aren't capable of doing anything about it so we just get four more years of Biden and he doesn't even die in office, the worst possible reality.

🤓 ~@MuskFanNTR~

Stop spreading fud. This is standard legal wording. It's completely normal for a car to not be able to survive a car wash. This didn't happen. Heh, source: trust me bro. #laterhaters #tesla @elonmusk #pleasefuckmywife

I want both. I'd take either or, preferably the time to cook for myself, but either one.