KingGordon

Yes. You may also shit in the bath tub. But that may be worse.

Bad paste.

Of course he fuckin was.

New sign design “FREE”.

Brilliant!

Your JOHNSON!

Those children are way too clean looking.

Black cat is best cat. This is science.

I am a dad of 2 and older than your dad.

Anything my kids do or gift me is exactly right. You cant make a bad gift to a dad, imo. Im just happy to be remembered.

Honestly just spending time with me is enough.

Hello fellow old person. I too miss things that just work.

Why are texan men so red and have squeaky voices?

One of the things i sometimes forget is that America was originally settled by the outcast religious weirdos from the rest of the world. That is somewhat calming when seeing all the religious stupidity around me because its nothing new.