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Dear god. Listen to yourself.
Like, straight up, if you're playing apologetics for a fucking cop who sexually assaulted someone by trying to well-akshually rape, you need to deeply probe your motivations there. Because I promise you, you don't have good ones.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if "checking the tractor" just involved knocking on the window and shining a light in, menacingly.