Kettlepants

As soon as you see "kindly..." then you know 😂

I insert the tap into my anal cavity to hydrate myself colonially. Refreshing, if a little cumbersome when I get thirsty during a visit from guests

And a path to a full doctorate, lined with scales of mythical lizards with above average intelligence

Funnily enough I have heard there are book scanning services out there

Please don't link to Reddit here.

They did this without having an actual master's degree. Marvelous work!

Upvote for liftoff

Liftoff for Android is better than Lemmy imo having tried both, there are less annoying quirks.

Maybe they have agoraphobia.

There are also book scanning services out there

Beautiful!

Bee-utiful