Karyoplasma

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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 378 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (16 children)

When I was in elementary, my teacher said that "Lutetia" was how the Romans called the city of Liege. As an avid reader of Asterix comics, I knew this isn't true and corrected her and said it was the Roman name of Paris. She insisted that it is Liege. Anyway, the next day, she came back to class and said that she looked it up and that I was indeed correct and Lutetia referred to Paris and gave me a chocolate bar and told me to keep reading comics. Good teacher.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Give him a jar of motor oil

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bolognese "sauce" is actually a stew and you just dump pasta in there. Don't use spaghetti for it tho, spaghetti are for actual sauces.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago

This should be illegal.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Historically accurate royal family. Not even joking, it was all incest.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't you have about the same reaction time as if the truck was braking tho? I mean, the momentum will carry the log in the direction the truck was going until it dissipates, which is kinda the same as braking.

I mean, that situation would obviously be dangerous because you don't wanna stop on a freeway for obvious reasons, but still, if you adhered to common safety rules, you should be okay in that situation, no?

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 months ago

Why do I think that's not limited to just the field of mental health?

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have enough trust towards brake technology that I assume your car can stop faster than a log. I ass-pulled that assumption tho.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Kids don't judge, adults do nothing else but judge. My sister has twins (they're 7 now) and pretty much their whole social circle are couples with children too, so whenever I am invited to a party there, I just go in the garden and play soccer with the kids.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah that's what I was thinking. Why even need an app? The camera stores the pictures on an SD card anyway (probably). If the app is nice and has some extra features like being able to pick the best shot from a series, fine, but I somehow doubt that it does more than transfer pictures lol

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a European, I don't care. Have fun with your tariffs.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Israel had a slight shift towards a more reasonable approach at some point, but then Yitzhak Rabin got murdered by an extremist linked to the Likud and it went back downhill from there.

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