Kamephis

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What is the inane song you have written for your cat? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Kamephis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I call it 'Ode to the late Hermione', written to the tune of Ode to joy:

Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren't such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.

NASA would be ove-erjoyed with,
Geoforming going well. Ooooh,
How can such a little kitty,
Make Mars smell like rotten hell.

Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren't such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.

But be careful, don't light fires,
Her farts are quite flammable,
Turning Mars into a pyre,
Stinking gas cloud pole to pole.

Iroh and Chalinda enjoying the sun in c/pets@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] Kamephis@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Siam-Rex mix, as far as we know. He loves laying in the sun!

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Iroh and Chalinda enjoying the sun (infosec.pub)
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Found an Eevee in its natural habitat (lemmy.world)
 

New Pokémon trainer here. Which evolution of Eevee is this?

I become a career bureaucrat. in c/justpost@lemmy.world
[–] Kamephis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do research on technologies that make airplanes heavier, increase their fuel consumption and make them fall out of the sky more often. Oh and I spend time in the classroom making sure students have no idea how to reverse it.