Kaisen

joined 4 years ago
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Wont somebody think of the million dollar corporations in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Kaisen@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I can't wait to pay 1000$ to temporarily 'own' a AAAAAA game, or 1500$ for the deluxe edition that is exactly the same as the base game, but comes with a bunch of Jpegs and an in game dildo.

Why is the 9th gen of consoles so.... barren... in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Kaisen@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

And they're also in the process of porting all the PlayStation exclusives over to PC, making all the consoles completely pointless.

Bought a Nintendo switch, without a doubt the worst purchase decision I have ever made in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Kaisen@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

The switch is an overpriced obsolete fossil and your normie friends deserved your righteous scorn.

Matthew Perry was the only member of the friends cast not to sign the pro-Israel Hollywood petition. He's also the only member to get hit with the CIA heart attack gun. Coincidence? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaisen@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Can America BE anymore fascist?" *Laugh track

Say goodbye to your pronouns! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaisen@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Egyptian God Pronouns

Israel has the full support of eldritch hand monsters. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaisen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It Reminds me of that spooky, swirly Junji Ito manga where a bunch of people in that one house got fused together.

Nooooo, Muammar, don't do it! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaisen@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Cum Flu! Oh, wait, we already have that.

Cant argue with a show that had Steven Crowder as the voice of Arthur. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
AOC brags about her transformation into a loyal agent of US imperialism in c/news@hexbear.net
What's a game that got critically and player acclaimed that you disliked anyway? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Kaisen@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Metroid Prime. The game gradually felt like a chore, getting all the power-ups. After I killed the penultimate boss, I realized I had to get all the artifacts to fight the final boss. And that's when I said fuck it and stopped playing.

TODAY IS DIRT OWL APPRECIATION DAY in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaisen@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Let's rename the website to Owlcity.chill.

trains pls in c/urbanism@hexbear.net
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