Posting it here just because I’m not allowed to download it
JuryNullification
joined 4 years ago
I mean I want it to kill me instantly instead of just give me a lethal dose of radiation or have to survive in the wasteland while all the redditors 
“THIS IS JUST LIKE FALLOUT! I’ve been saving my bottle caps for this!”
Grainy ass Sabra shit that’s been out on the counter all day
I hope when the nukes fly that one explodes directly above me.
To be fair, grainy hummus is criminal.
Locally produced, artisanal gallon jugs of ranch dressing.
Personally, I would choose to focus on things I ostensibly have some amount of control over. As an American, I have no effect whatsoever on Chinese laws or policy. However, I allegedly have power over my own country’s laws and policies, so I choose to expend my energy trying to end slave labor in America, which is legal if the person has been convicted of a crime.
Why would I spend the precious little free time and energy I have (between making enough money to pay rent and eat food) on something out of my control?
Get some penetrating oil (I like PB Blaster, WD-40 works fine), spray it where it’s making contact (DO NOT spray the brake discs/pads/calipers/drums/etc), then hit it with a mallet like FakeNewsForDogs said
I moved into a new rental house and the gate kept squeaking in the wind and I dealt with it for five months before remembering I had a can of PB Blaster. I sprayed the hinges and latch and it was instantly quiet.