JohnBrownNote

joined 2 years ago
[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

a rock it man

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wait i should be cooking these gummies?

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

looks like he stole that title from whatever the fuck "chuckle sandwich" is

edit: there's three posts about this

first https://hexbear.net/post/2172643 middle https://hexbear.net/post/2178164 last (for now?) https://hexbear.net/post/2179484

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

get a pullup bar and gain some weight

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the thylacine is an extinct species of marsupial from the west island of new zealand, that was only found on tasmania by the time crackers showed up and killed almost all of them because "muh livestock".

the last known one died in a zoo like 90 years ago so people are working on bringing them back with mad science, which we apparently also need to do with women, but that should be easier because they only died out a couple days ago.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i remember reading covid was in the wild deer in iowa or some shit

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

damn, that sucks. guess i know what we're doing after we clone tasmanian tigers.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (5 children)

do women still exist? i haven't seen any in a few days irl

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

but you ~~get used to it~~

brainwash yourself

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