Imma sight-read the shit out of that…on my wooden spoons.
JizzmasterD
joined 2 years ago
Embalm-ass pussy
I totally puked a litre of concentrated grape juice in that hot park in 1999.
Guess whose German wasn’t nearly as awesome as they thought it was…
It wasn’t perfect but I hated how it was written-off superficially as high-school male fantasy. I really took it as the opposite of that.
I know my username doesn’t make this a terribly credible opinion.
Are you there God? It’s me, Marg-roach
Amphibbin’ if I said I didn’t love it
Pus. Damn GG Allin was right all along :(
Also volunteer to suck dad 👋🏼
Do we get the news we deserve?
Porkchop sandwiches
We do introduce ourselves with names and greetings instead of exchanging socio-political affiliation. Smoother transition.