JizzmasterD

joined 2 years ago
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I come in flames!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Upside down spaghetti

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

If I learned anything from Mads Mikkelsen:

  1. Come clean on debts w/ Rihanna
  2. The answer to all life’s problems seem clearer through a layer of aspic
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Guys, don’t bother me, I’m engineering!”

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I heard that denaturing proteins with heat also produces carcinogens!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

How do I love thee, let me moonwalk the ways…

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Short long-pork

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Lean in and go with the Flo.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Bring your best cracker-game

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Winnipeg is known to be a source cancer and malformia

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