JizzmasterD

joined 2 years ago
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Alfalfa male

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

🥁 cymbals or symbols➰?

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

I wonder if the capitalist perspective isn’t driven by the perception of ready supply/demand of people that will, at least initially, apply to take shit jobs/compensation.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

John Wayne Gravy

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somebody get this guy a Canadian passport already.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Smoking is up there. Just close your eyes, atomize the world in front of you, and draw it in through the small, paper tube. Open your eyes and exhale a bit of yourself back into the world.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I like the parts of Canada where we don’t plow. Just toss a bit of sand on it and drive over top of it until it melts in the spring. Kinda works in like a “lowered expectations” way.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

I mean « flies. » Who’s feeding you these flies!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Some may say that I have eaten too many figs. I say, “Excuse me kind sir/madame, would you happen to have a spare fig on you?”

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

All Capybaras Are Bird-holders

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