JizzmasterD

joined 2 years ago
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OMG! Our cats are twinning!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Does this mean they’re in my new jorts too?!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus, can you mark this post NSFW!

/s

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Man, I thought we were here for the greasy bulgogi picnic. We have North Kore-Andy-Bo-Bandy here pointing at art with his big ol’ naengmyeon-locker and friggin’ and Yuri Lahey over here, 3 bottles of Русски Стандарт deep stumbling around talkin’ about shit balloons. Jeeeezuz!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can we replace NFTs with cryptids too!?

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Watch me, watch me!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

And they would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for those peaky kids and that no-good revolver!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And it’s usually the saddest use of resources where there’s potable water in taps 🥲

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

This can’t be true until there as many likes as the kid has insta-followers. Basic math

/s 😇

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago

If you wanted to see under the kilt, you only needed to ask…or not even, sometimes.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Jolies jambes, les filles!

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