JimmyDean

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[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

They fit, therefore they must be able to sit. It's like a law of nature or something

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

I saw those too at first but I've started seeing some normal ads more recently. The Sponsored Content box still shows up once in a while tho

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

You're supposed to be looking for your kidnapped son, but that's kinda hard in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Might as well just do whatever you want and hopefully run into him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over Lemmy I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Don't trip, I got a streaming link for Son In Law right here. (But you might wanna install an adblocker first because DopeBox is annoying without one)

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Me at the store: I'm not buying Go-Gurts, they're too expensive compared to regular yogurt.

Also, me at the store: Wait, they have tiny Go-Gurts made just for cats? I'll take 6

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It should be the sole responsibility of parents or guardians to control any restrictions like this. I'm not a parent myself, but if I were, I wouldn't just let my child have a device with unrestricted access to everything on the internet. To me, it makes more sense to just have content restrictions on children's devices than force all adults to go through extra verification steps to access porn.

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

This dog probably still posts on Highdeas.com

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So you bought something without reading the label, then got mad about it, and it's their fault for making a scent you don't like? 🤣

[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Cucumber scent is the shit. I'd take that over Mountain Spring any day

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