Jerb322

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I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We used to break one wing of, wedge it onto the tip of our middle finger and flick them around the store. Mom would get so pissed!

Stores around us used to have them for produce bags.

Archaeologists Keep Finding Massive Shoes at an Ancient Roman Fort—and They Have No Idea Why They're So Big in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"It's not 12", but it smells like a foot."

If you were in a room with your own pet and 99 identical pets, how would you pick out your pet (aside from calling their name)? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Seymour has a little pink spot on his muzzle, and I'm not sure if could tell Will from a shag rug...

Trump's Epstein Client List Released! in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago

Nobody paid me shit!

Live updates: Gunman who killed 4 at Manhattan office building was targeting NFL headquarters, mayor says in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My bad. I only looked up the last word. And it said toxins...

I love this voice in my head in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just a light hearted joke. I'm not usually a grammar cop. Autocorrect never seems to get it correct when you need it.

these hoaxes are made up by hunting witches in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

"They come to me when I'm asked a question I don't want to answer."

You think we can recover some of the data? in c/hardwaregore@lemmy.world
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

So....you're say there's a chance...?

Maxwell demands immunity after subpoena from House Oversight Committee in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Im surprised that she hasn't "fallen" down any stairs, or out a window yet...

The word esoteric is somewhat esoteric. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Yeah, but I'm not sure that's widely known....

Live updates: Gunman who killed 4 at Manhattan office building was targeting NFL headquarters, mayor says in c/news@lemmy.world
I love this voice in my head in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I may never own up to a mistake ever again. I don't want the goo on me...

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Is it mean to use a bird identification app to call birds in closer? (lemmy.world)
 

If they think your potential mate or potential rival for mating. Is it too much of a waste of their time and effort?

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Indigo bunting. West Salem, WI (infosec.pub)
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My prickly pear are trying to get away... (infosec.pub)
 

Most of what is in the picture has grown over the last three years. And it's mostly on top of large rocks, the border of their bed.

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Hopper on my prickly pear's flower. (infosec.pub)
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"There can be.... (infosec.pub)
 

"only one."

Seen in the wild today.

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"What was that?" (infosec.pub)
 

"Looked like someone's....."

"Johnson, get over here! Are you seeing what I'm seeing?!"

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Bottfly helping .... (infosec.pub)
 

"But it makes a funny noise when I Paw at it..."

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Ed shearing... (infosec.pub)
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Edit: apparently I'm late to the game. Someone else did a similar one like 15 hours ago.

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My first brown trout.Out of the creek up the road from our house. (infosec.pub)
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Little frog in our yard. (infosec.pub)
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When I was a kid, "thongs" were footwear... (lemmy.world)
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Join me, and ..... (infosec.pub)
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