JennaR8r

Only a cereal killer would commit such an atrocity.

Apparently ya gotta be loud to be heard. Shuddup Jack Black. Let some more important people have a moment in the spotlight.

I thought it's a diarrhea rug.

Here's what I experienced as a 14-year-old girl in 1989 undergoing general anesthesia:

That is literally the last thing my anesthesiologist said to me 2 seconds before I went under. (No middle finger though.)

In 1989 Bill Cosby was apparently in the height of medicinally rendering women unconscious then raping them. Wouldn't become public knowledge scandal until decades later. Seems like my anesthesiologist may have had a sick sense of humor & mischief, may have known about Bill Cosby's crimes years before it became public knowledge. All these years in retrospect, this has concerned me a bit.

because they thought [tomatoes] were poisonous

Ok but then it turns out that TOMATOES are part of the nightshade family (along with EGGPLANT and those are the only two I know off the top of my head) which have been shown to contribute to depression & other ailments.

Yeah we underlings have to make sure our corporate emails sound professional.

No and I don't think people live at Disneyland. That's a theme park. But between ages 7-17 I have been there 25 times 😄 1992 was the last time I went to Disneyland.

Well I started with Soylent powder in 2017, then they introduced their bottled ready-to-drink option which was great until circa 2019 they started cheaping out on ingredients & their sweetener so I switched to different brands finally landing on Jimmy Joy which is from the Netherlands. Jimmy Joy sells M.R. powders & bars & even savory soups all in a variety of flavors, and the affordability is excellent.

True. I got so excited about it, I botched the assignment 😞

Yes. And I loved it so much I never left. I live here now. But I'm not gonna tell you where I live 😉

Hey I've been living on Soylent for years and I see my doctor regularly and take regular blood screenings and one of my doctors told me that my blood labs came back perfect and he said "whatever you're doing, keep doing it." He didn't know that I'm living on meal replacements. Meal replacements are for health fanatics, understandable that not everybody would want to eat this way. But nutritionally & convenience-wise, it really is superior to food. It provides all our essential nutrients in one easy place without having to compile recipes & go shopping & figure out nutrients & mathematics & chopping vegetables & cooking & cleaning dishes. Don't have to do any of that anymore! Perfect nutrition has never been so easy. We are living in the future. Don't knock it till you've tried it. And after you've tried it you probably won't knock it unless you can't handle how limited it might feel for you to live on meal replacements. It's for health fanatics. Not everybody's ready for that.

But for the last 10 years I've been able to frolic around in bikinis (am woman) and am athletically peak & I feel great & it's pretty much effortless because you are what you eat, and meal replacements are perfect nutrition with no stress, no effort.

Well it would've taken you a lot less effort to read this post at face value than to do flips & tumbles in your mind to come to your own conclusion that I'm the opposite gender than I stated.