JayTwo

joined 4 years ago
[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Jorts.horse
There's also toots.matapacos.dog
That one is basically the unofficial hexbear instance

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I have a shitposting masto and a news masto. Two different servers. News masto has a lot of "criticizing Biden is Ageism" shit while the shitposters are basically all irony poisoned commies and anarchists making "we beat Medicare" and sundowner jokes.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Orange, no decorum, acts like an alley cat.
Trump is Heathcliff confirmed.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A windshield wiper that may refuse to wipe due to aerodynamic reasons.
An accelerator that may refuse to disengage due to terrain reasons.
I'm just waiting on doors that may refuse to unlock themselves due to the onboard AI being trained to be racist, next.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Biden, for gravel pit.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

lol no Trump was doing Trump shit which is taking potshots at the competition while selling his sympathizers a fascist fantasy. During the 2016 debates all the libs thought he was losing dismally while he was effectively bodying Clinton because he was following a different playbook. This is why he avoided the questions to veer into culture war shit. His base eats that up. Trump doesn't try to meet the liberal image of a qualified candidate but that's because he's a fascist and doesn't need to.
*Fake French accent* He knows the ridiculousness of his answers but he's amusing himself for it's his adversaries who are obliged to use words responsibly.
Trump did what he needed to do to appeal to his base whereas Biden uh I don't know what the fuck Biden was doing, mostly sundowning I think, but appealing to his base wasn't part of it.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trump was so civil and together

His mic was muted while Biden was speaking so he wasn't able to interrupt like he usually does.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

What better way to convince voters they're not out of touch elitists than squabble about golf during a presidential debate.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Dark Brandon was originally funny because the actual Biden was completely spineless compared to the reactionary strawman of him.
The entire joke was that he's a human bowl of oatmeal and therefore completely unable to even approach this type of behavior, unless it was something about Anita Hill or school busing.
Then the dems appropriated it and ruined it.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

I can't even figure out what the point he was attempting to make might have been.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Newsom always gave me Patrick Bateman vibes and it's not just because of a slight physical resemblance.

 

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Imagine a newgame+ but the only thing different is an NPC shoves a tablet in your face and tells you "it's just gonna ask you a few questions."

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