JasonDJ

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 day ago (7 children)

So, recursively and retroactively. So who is a citizen then? People who pay the $5m? People who are naturalized? Party loyalists? Does servitude guarantee citizenship? I would like to know more.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which piece? My heel? Because yeah.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're right we need coy little sayings we can say out loud and snicker to all my friends because the teacher doesn't know that it's really a swear...but of course the teacher knows exactly what we're saying and they're rolling their eyes because they can't handle talking to you about it one more fucking time and the depression is just strangling them.

 

It came from a Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar. My kids didn't build them right away, and squirrelled them away until recently.

Damn thing drew blood.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Let me tell you a bit bout a guy that I've seen.
A man known as Sylvester McMonkey McBean.

Every now and again he'd head towards the beaches
Carting along his machine, for the sneeches.

When did Dr. Seuss get so woke...

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes, the Nazis were revered for the comprehensive trials that occured before shipping any Jew off to a concentration camp.

/s

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You don't add the "online banking" or "web client" interface in [FORTRAN]

Don't kink shame.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Non, c'est juste Chuck Testa.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

More likely Epstein or somebody with something to lose knew what kind of crazy shit would undoubtedly come up on discovery, and that was unacceptable.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

My yetis and simply modern bottles are like this.

And my Mana's, too.

Don't care. Don't want to hand wash.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have to wonder what kind of person is waiting for a kidney and pounding back energy drinks.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 170 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

She wanted a "fish out of water" story and was handed a cephalopod in the jungle.

If she can't see the symbolism in that story then she has no business being an English teacher.

OOP felt that they were talented and intelligent in their own way, but found themselves thrusted into an environment where none of that matters and they have to learn to even breathe...then spend the next two pages failing and succumbing to it.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 86 points 5 days ago (2 children)

She's trying to look inspirational but ends up looking like an overly-confident real estate agent.

 

We got these shirts for the eclipse last year (we traveled to Dallas and viewed from Perot MoS). None of us noticed this then. It seems so obvious, now that my kid pointed it out to me.

 

Hey all.

I just waited nearly 3 weeks for my (generic) Vyvanse refill.

How much longer is this "supply chain" problem going to go on for? It's been like a year already, hasn't it? Wasn't the whole thing about manufacturers claiming they'd "exceeded their quota"?

Or is it going to get worse with RFK just wanting to send half of us to ~~concentration camps~~ organic lettuce farms in Kansas?

 

Just...the way it seamlessly transitions in the third paragraph...the illustrations...the summary. The backyardchickens.com reference. Just all of it.

 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24164726

so much to organize, damn you humble bundle

 
 
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