Jas

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[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

Man this is wild… if the U.S. really goes through with this, it’s gonna strain things with Mexico in a way we haven’t seen before. Feels like they’re walking a thin line and calling it everything except an invasion doesn’t change what it is. Definitely something to keep an eye on

[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

True… but most of them are the size of a pea, so don’t expect Shakespeare

[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Careful… that’s how you end up in a very weird chapter of a sailor’s diary

[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Exactly…… proof that even in space, someone’s into the weird stuff

[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Yep…….you’re just the side quest, buddy 📱😂

[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?

[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Reverse mermaid? Yeah… that’s just a seafood platter with legs

[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Facts…. reverse centaur’s center of gravity would be one bad sneeze away from a faceplant 🐴🤦‍♂️😂

[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river

[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors

[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago (3 children)

True… but unfortunately, they also have the brain of a fish, so navigation’s still a problem 🐟🧠😂

[–] Jas@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

Classic sailor move! At least it’s easier to find your boat than your car after a night out… unless the tide’s got other plans 🌊

 

Why did the GPS break up with the map?

Because it couldn’t handle the detours in their relationship! 🗺️💔➡️📍

 

Everyone’s debating top fish vs. bottom fish mermaids… but nobody’s talking about the left/right mermaid. Imagine trying to swim in circles all day 🐟➡️😂

 

If mermaids are half fish, half human… why don’t we ever see the fish-on-top, legs-on-bottom version

 

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? … They don’t have the guts

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