JamieDub86

Of course. You can just say things now and that makes them true, if they fit the dominant narrative. If you disagree with what the party says you obviously hate your country.

Dumb arses are going to get annoyed by....coloured stairs now. LOL.

The thing is this could actually happen, and the biggest reaction will be "thoughts and prayers".

Seatbelts have been a legal requirement for longer than I've been alive, and people can see why, but people get pulled over daily for not wearing one.

Agree with both.

Corbyn wanted to do a 4 four day week, a Bank Holiday a month, and free Internet for us over here...instead we got the shit show that are the Conservatives.

But everyone knows not to and therefore doesn't go near asbestos. Almost anyone who eats meat eats bacon.

literally everything has a prop 65 warning on it

Maybe stop putting things in stuff that mean that they require this warning?

But what do I know...

Wait till you hear about oxygen, or water.

I liked it when Thatcher the Milk Snatcher said "the problem with socialism is you run out of other people's money", and people just accepted that with no critical thought whatsoever

Housing....and food, water, clothes. Internet, cause how else are you supposed to maintain a job?

Most ballsiest copy pasta to post.

I want someone to dress up in a gorilla costume, go to a pub, and whisper this to random strangers.