Jaegeras

Welp, should've told your peers to vote better.

Unless, you know, helped vote for the problem.

Spez, how about retire, you "self-made" billionaire? Give Reddit to someone else.

One way to find out. Enlist.

Nothing.

I cook nothing because I get no guests. The ghosts are impressed, though.

Watch them raise the age again, now it'll probably be up to 55!

I thought I dodged the bullet myself when I learned it was previously up to 35.

"If you're not with us, then you'll die for us and we'll make sure of it!" Their motto, probably.

Oh and get quickly kicked to the curb by a country that once treated you as invaluable? Yeah I've seen that song and dance before on past veterans who'd tell you otherwise.

I don't think that's the answer. I would rather be a wageslave at a shitty retail store, than be a slave for the pedoking who can't make rational decisions and critical thinking, while serving only himself.

One way or another, the military will make you involved in the bullshit this country decides to get involved in and you'll have no say in the matter.

Currently, it's still voluntary, thankfully.

But, I wouldn't be sure considering who we're dealing with.

KiwiFarms (fuck you, mods)

And they're already dogshit in practice. Some of them are broken, we can't tell where to put things because the stupid digital interface glitches. People misplace them. They aren't properly installed or they're a pain to install. They don't even blink when you try to find something.

Oh yeah, what a wonderful investment...