So, Rick, basically.
JWBananas
Liking Rick and Morty is not a personality type.
Wait...
There is a setting buried somewhere to disable it.
That's why he's so good at fixing things. He can't fix himself, so he puts all his effort into fixing everything around him instead.
WiFi Direct is a thing
The less said about Captain Picard and Doctor Crusher's child, the better.

I think they mean in the BC years. Earth was not an Asgard protected planet at that time.
The humans revolted and buried the gate, and the Goa'uld never returned.
Never mind the fact that the buried gate was one that the Goa'uld brought to Earth in the first place (they either didn't know about the one in Antarctica or couldn't bother to retrieve it).
We'll just ignore the fact that the other guy in that clip was one of the wormy dudes undercover

"You made this?"
...
"I made this!"