stilt·ed /ˈstiltəd/ adjective
(of a manner of talking or writing) stiff and self-conscious or unnatural.
(Psst, it has nothing to do with stilts)
Iraglassceiling
joined 2 years ago
Nah, your weird attempts at persuasion via stilted language and false objectivity are real fuckin tiring already and I just joined this conversation.
Try your bullshit concern trolling on someone else ❤️
“B-but! Someone called me mean names when I said asinine reactionary shit! That means they’re trolls >:(“
”They’re combative” Insults our beloved mods for no reason
Uh-huh. Such decorum. Much good faith.
Season the salmon with the salt and a few grinds of pepper. Heat the oil in a 12-inch nonstick skillet over medium-high heat until hot and shimmering. Cook the salmon, without moving, skin side up, until golden and crisp, about 4 minutes. Carefully flip the fillets and reduce the heat to medium. Continue cooking until done to your liking, 4 to 5 minutes more. Transfer to a platter and serve
Literally the first hit when I googled “how to pan roast salmon”
Hard disagree. Salmon is so easy.
Put it in a hot pan, skin side down. Wait for 3-4 minutes. Flip it. Wait another 2-3 minutes. Flip it. Is it close to being done? Put the lid on it and take it off the heat and let it chill. Is it still dark pink? Wait another 1-2 minutes and check again.
If you see white stuff bubbling out of the salmon that’s your cue that you’ve overlooked it.
The Idaho Mormons I know would cry if you put ketchup on their salmon.
Those funeral potatoes they make are incredible.
Content warning
(Just another way of saying trigger warning but some people take issue with the word “trigger”)
Also, speaking objectively as a woman and therefore an authority on the subject: his point that all dicks look weird, regardless of foreskin status, is absolutely correct.
“The uhh third world. Excuse me, the Southern Hemisphere.”
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Social justice bird