Ioughttamow

But I thought sleepy joe was bad!

God damn, I’ve been ratatouilled

Assuming we save democracy the next president should take this away from him immediately, like kick him out of the plane if he’s on it, then just tear it down for parts

Trump, what a dark horse, true underdog, real outsider

We found the Kennedy that should have been lobotomized

For forks sake

Are droughts the rainy days of the plant kingdom?

They don’t need to change! They’re cooler than cool!

Don’t forget he also helped torture guys in Guantanamo

It has been nice hearing about this smarmy fuck less, recently. Not that any of the other news is good

Life jackets truly are the seat belts of the sea. “My uncle only survived the blaze from the crash because he was ejected from the car!”

If the water conditions are so bad you would consider a life jacket a liability, you’re just fucked. The debris your jacket could get caught on is the stuff that’ll knock you insensate, and then you drown