InvertedParallax

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[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Their supersonic bombers had ethanol for cooling.

So their crews would take off, then get tanked.

While carrying live nukes.

Between the engineers and the aircrews, just geniuses all around.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No, I love to hear about ammo dumps blowing up.

Some conscripts getting his by a drone, struggling to pull themselves upright so they can end their suffering with their own rifles?

That is what I truly love to see.

Pardon me while I go rub one out.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Invaders must die.

If they left they wouldn't learn the lesson.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

I prefer Gavin to Trump.

But not, you know, a lot.

That's how much I hate Gavin.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Compared to the bastion or transparency that is the CPC?

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wow, that really sucks.

So this means the US growth forecast must be huge, right?

Right?

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

it will be interesting to see who their media will be blaming since the anti-genocide and LGBTQ+ people will be either in prison or deported or stripped from their rights to vote.

You think Hitler stopped blaming jews even after they were all in camps?!??

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee -3 points 4 months ago

Yes, we're losing and the world is descending into fascist ruin.

But at least I get to feel smugly superior!

This is not that different from the monsters on the other side who are destroying their economy and the standing of the country.

But at least they get to feel racist and abusive to brown people!

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They should concede to use less oxygen from now on, at least 99% less.

Truly Make America Great Again.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh dude, I mean, that hat alone.

Also, had the right amount of mother-fucking avasarala.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Why did Hannibal slam my dick in the door?

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