Because according to a super popular post from earlier today as far as I can tell there are alligators in Egypt and that's totally funny because "the Nile" kinda sounds like the word "denial" depending on your regional accent and your ability to turn your brain cells off?
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Is this even more than become for the realization of because even as many?
Looking forward to reading this and the comments.
Having said that and assuming my interpretation of the headline is correct and that the headline is factually correct, my response is DUUUUUUUHUH HUH HUH HUH.
Because DUH HUH HUH HUH HUH.
Kind of depends and changes depending on a lot of factors, to be honest.
When I worked in an office, I discovered that headphones + music was the key to productivity for me. When I transitioned to work at home and had a more or less quiet home office to work in, I found that having music going was a bit irritating at times and totally not helpful at the best.
So I guess the deciding factor is whether I have to deal with the ridiculous noises other people make or not?
Don't you fucking dare speak ill of my Martha. I will hunt you down and force you to eat honey braised turnips from Martha's website until you agree that her shit's the bomb
I'm a purist. The stable and persistent main branch, regardless of what you want to call it, should always and only ever be exactly the same as the code that's currently deployed to the production server. Generally the only exception is for the short duration between a push and deployment under normal circumstances.
But every job I've ever had, there's at least one maverick who knows git way better than anybody else and is super advanced, so they do their own thing which is totally better in a million different ways but essentially fucks everybody else over. And I'm not even here to say they aren't smarter than the rest of us and I'm sure that somehow their process is better than what we currently do. But with version control, my anecdotal experience has been that the most important things for running smoothly are: consistency and having everybody on the same page. Process doesn't need to be perfect, maximally efficient, bleeding edge, etc to achieve that.
I was the kid whose creating writing assignments over the years triggered more than one parent-teacher conference.
But in all fairness, I absolutely loved horror movies and my parents let me watch pretty much whatever scary movies I wanted regardless of the violence and sexual content. And I turned out okay, I guess, depending on who you ask and relatively speaking. I mean, I have relatives around the same age who are already dead due to their bad decisions in life, so I'm just saying who cares if an 8 year old writes a story about crocodile-like aliens that eat their meals ass first.
To be honest, I'm just looking forward to the massive tax savings and ridiculously lowered tax bill I'm one billion percent sure is going to materialize in 2026 from all the DOGE savings we've attained. Totally holding my breath on that one. Do cremated remains even pay taxes? Who the fuck am I kidding, this is the USA, of course they do.
When you say "they got me" what did they get? Are you lamenting that you lost out on a what you thought was a friendship or are you saying they took something from you? I feel like I got the overall gist, but I'm not following the final bits of details.
Either way, I agree. Don't give your personal info out to randos in psuedo-anonymous and otherwise unverifiable online spaces. Like even if you're using a dating app, you keep that shit locked up unless / until you actually meet the other person in a highly public space. And if anything seems too good to be true, that should be setting off your stranger danger alarms.
... and nobody is there to poop on it, does it even bear repeating at all?
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According to some (but mostly only online), I'm not even allowed to enjoy July. Sometimes Lemmy is like the Debby Downer from the 90's Saturday Night Live tv show in the USA America. Oh, you like fireworks? You know that every explosion releases 5 million tons of carbon monoxide into the atmosphere which is enough to raise global temperatures by 0.00008 per cent? Yes Debbie and fuck you in your unfortunate face.