ImplyingImplications

joined 2 years ago
[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago

It's a flash game from 2008 and satirical.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 39 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I live my life two fifths of a kilometer at a time.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca -2 points 6 months ago

I see making meme petitions is the new flavour of the month.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 months ago

Because we live in the bad timeline where people make social media accounts for something that could be an RSS feed.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

"Potion vending machine, I have deposited the coins. Please give me your strongest potion."

"I do not register that you deposited coins, traveller. Please deposit the appropriate amount of coins."

"Potion vending machine, I have already deposited the coins! Give me your strongest potion!"

"You must deposit more coins, traveller, if you wish to have my strongest potion."

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I asked a few friends and co-workers about the election. Most of them had no idea there was an election being held right now. The ones that did had no idea who was running besides Ford.

One even told me that our local riding only has a Conservative candidate so there's nobody else. Our riding actually has 6 candidates. They thought there was only one candidate because they've only seen his campaign signs and nobody else's.

Ontarians are truly apathetic. I think a big part of that comes from people not knowing what powers the premier has. If people realized the premier controls things like healthcare, labour standards, and public transportation they might care a bit more. Ford has done so little, and blamed the federal government for so much, that I think people assume the position is equivalent to Mayor of Toronto.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 months ago

Setting this as my wallpaper

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Straight girl accidentally goes to the lesbian-only super market 😳

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 months ago

The human, who evolved empathy: I love you.

The alligator, who evolved a bite force of 2,000psi: food.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Checkout those hardwood floors!

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought that was the case but it automounts at boot. I usually suspend my machine instead of shutting down which prevents the issue.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
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