Interesting, but take with a grain of salt:
Another caveat is the composition of the sample. The Nurses' Health Study that the sample was drawn from is made up of overwhelmingly white women residing in the United States. "Since sex preferences and reproductive behaviors vary across cultures, religions, or countries … the sex ratio distribution pattern observed in our study may not apply to other societies," the researchers acknowledge.
We’re made out of meat?
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
Split household of 4 here: Half grape, half strawberry.
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Also known as parakeety
I just recently chased my two giggling teenagers and wife around a store with a small trex hand puppet and I’m a grown-ass man.
Firm believer in embracing humor and staying young and yes I bought the puppet.
Oops you drew the summoning sigils wrong again.
There’s prank hardware you can buy for cheap that beeps at irregular intervals similar to this.
I’m on a train home and would certainly have liquid coming out my nose if I’d been drinking anything at this line: