Ildsaye

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[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

gendo-tent Get in the fucking F-16 Last Ukrainian
Sir I have never flown an aircraft chomsky-yes-honey

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

And I can't believe YOU left him in the car under the blazing sun, I'm telling you he cannot thermoregulate like you and I

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

My ancestors are all skeletons, and I know they will all be proud when my own bones haunt the graveyard skeleton-guns-akimbo skeleton-guns-akimbo skeleton-guns-akimbo

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Ah, the needle-nose sloth cat. It feeds on bamboocalyptus and bad dreams, and prefers to nest in cave trees

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

inside-im-crying I am going to bury my minimiser siblings, aren't I?

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I would feel different about someone wearing an old-timey suit lenin-laugh, though a greater proportion of people wore suits then

Then again that person might be a g-g-g-ghost and scare me a different way scared

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Perform heterosexuality incorrectly, queering it irretrievably. All the straights who behold it will have no choice but to go home and rethink their lives

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

He's campaigning to donors and electors, with voters as an afterthought at best

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