IAmLamp

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[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

Little fishy. App isn’t necessary. Use Siri shortcut. Even with free subscription, the app doesn’t directly have a water remover feature.

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

“Earning”

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

I want this on a t shirt. Well done.

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ll call this uplifting news.

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 12 points 3 months ago

Don’t forget to clean your fiber. Shake it off and then just beat the devil out of it. That has to be the most fun part of troubleshooting your SAN.

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago

The headline didn’t need a qualifier after the “wrong” bit.

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 5 points 3 months ago

I was hoping this was the Onion community

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago

Too much oil. Make the coat of oil nearly invisible, then season upside down so it can’t pool up like that. The sticky spot will get better. Just use it or season it again. The good ol’ “cook some bacon in it.”

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Though I follow the spirit of your message, doing so would only validate the treasonous behavior and ratchet up the madness. There is nothing lawful about so many things happening today, but we must do better than to stoop to the same lawless tactics.

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 15 points 3 months ago

Each time I read another story about them finding how to regrow teeth, I’m reminded of Star Trek 4 where the little old woman grew a new kidney thanks to McCoy giving her a pill and proclaiming they’re in the dark ages.

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 16 points 3 months ago

Leopards don’t care if the face is rich or poor, old or young. They only know that all faces are delicious. Reap it, Tim Apple.

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