Hyphlosion

Won’t find any downvotes from me, cuz I post from Mastodon. I kinda like it that way anyways. If you post something I don’t like, I’ll just have to get over myself.

@TheFriendlyDickhead Username checks out.

I’d try some Gay Water out of curiosity (if it’s zero sugar), but last weekend when I had a Truly, I had an imploding headache five hours later that was so bad I wanted to die. I think I’ll pass on this and all hard seltzers, because I’m a super lightweight. Heh.

#HangoversSuck

“I won’t lie”

Your honesty is greatly appreciated!

Cram it, meatbag!

I’m shocked! Shocked!

Nah, everyone’s moved onto Bluthatt and Oringethoz.

@jmanjones

•When Chuck Norris jumps in the river, he doesn’t get wet. The river gets Chuck Norris’d!

•If you spell ‘C-H-U-C-K-N-O-R-R-I-S’ in Scrabble, you win! Forever.

•When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he’s actually pushing Earth down.

Does this mean Chuck Norris jokes will make a comeback?

I like #kbin, but I haven’t figured out how to post there from my mastodon account yet.

@DeadWorld I’m not sure. It was the only thing that kept me leaving Reddit for the longest time.

@DeadWorld Thanks for the heads up! I’ll have to look into that. Would also be great if they did that with newer games going forward. Since I left Reddit, I no longer participate at r/PokemonTrades, which was the only way I was able to complete the Galar and Paldea dexes.