Hupf

Raumkrümmung?

Further proof

It's a newer meme, Sir, but it checks out.

I was going to vote them up.

For certain values of I

It's frustrating as hell.

Maybe a little relief might be... I'm sorry.

The orphan crushing machine doesn't take a break today it seems.

!noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

Raptors are extinct by now

The Mechanical Turk thing?

Have you considered manning up a little (in a completely gender neutral way).

Alternatively, use a shower umbrella.

'Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.'

Slightly more than two dozen, actually.