Huldra

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[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Why is fifth avenue funny.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Seeing fanatics on twitter unironically saying stuff like "dogs don't just attack for no reason, maybe the people who got mauled had bad vibes? punish the sentient being and not the innocent animal"

Literally shouldn't be allowed to have any pets if you are unable to comprehend the basic idea of animals having separate instincts and communication behaviors from us, and different instincts to assess potential threats in particular.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ancient Greek guy invents tucking in order to avoid embarrassing rumors spreading about him.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Guy who thinks the "double genocide theory" means any suggestion that there were two or more groups targeted for genocide in Europe during WW2(I just saw him on twitter.)

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I got a chill down my spine reading a headline about how the Swedish cops have developed some new ballistics forensics wonderweapon in the war against gangs, that can apparently analyse casings in a few hours.

But then the technology is like, a plastic cylinder? Like they just say its a brand new plastic container that you put the casing in and it doesnt damage DNA, what the fuck could the previous procedure have been that this is a world first development?

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Great channel, any channel that subtitles all their videos gets a + grade.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Literally just basic googling showed me that rolling stone have published 4 separate NFT advertisement articles this year alone, lmao.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

The joke is obviously about how hysterical and nonsensical Gore is being, and then the punchline is that it turns out to be real despite being set up as completely absurd and laughable.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Underrated movie gag is to do a freeze frame by literally just having the actors stay as still as possible, particularly if the freeze frame is on an extreme expression that takes effort to hold.

I know this is like a police squad thing but my fav example of it is from God of Cookery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9JqT-O5eqY <- This is basically the climax of the film though in case you're wary of spoilers, I think the whole film is on youtube and its well worth a watch, same director/comedian as Kung Fu Hustle.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Just found out that blue hair actually is communist per the wife of the DDRs General Secretary Honeker, Margot.

The politburo is still deliberating on other tints of hair.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe in a vacuum looking at purely the contents of episodes, but in my experience Family Guy has never positioned itself as political satire or been held up as "joking about everyone equally".

Reactionaries dont reference family guy at me, they do reference south park.

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