HowAbt2day

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[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

She keeps that copy near the toilet so that she has a light read on hand for those post-Taco Bell sweat inducing shits.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 11 points 2 months ago

Complimentary life hack: since practice makes perfect, you can just go the airport anytime to treat them like shit, without a ticket. That way, when you really need to, you’re all ready a pro.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 7 points 2 months ago

Unless they’re lefties.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Here in Mexico the BYD brand vehicles are everywhere and I’ve been in a few because their favored by a lot of UBER drivers.

I really cannot complain about the quality, smoothness of the ride, even in a pothole ridden city, and the driver loved the mileage (km-age?) per charge and the comfortable interior.

I was surprised af because I was ready to shit all over it when I saw it pull up.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How super duper cute is that little Joey?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 2 months ago

How broken is this glass? Is it still jagged chunks or fine dust? Is it a Japanese self cleaning toilet or where punk rock bands jam out?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 2 months ago

And Iran. Who lost? American people.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 3 months ago

Depends a lot on what you stir it with and/or if you close your eyes when you slurp.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Maybe not winning a war since your grandad kicked ass WWII, even though trillions of dollars were spent, thousands of US lives lost and millions mamed physically and mentally, has hurt their fragile egos.

I believe this shift to fundamentalist religious ideology in the US is overcompensation for what they saw in the Middle East where those folks stuck to and depended on their culture and beliefs to survive and when the soldiers returned they just saw fat fucking, lazy relatives complaining about everything.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 3 months ago

The foreskin is in the front. What you’re doing is stuffing that snickers in your churro cutter.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 3 months ago

Well it just happens to be International Foreskin day, which is pretty special because it only comes around every fore years.

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