HowAbt2day

joined 5 months ago
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 7 points 2 months ago

Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 2 months ago

This description just turned me on.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 2 months ago

I would do this. This. I would do.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 2 months ago

I kinda broke a ninja code by sharing this knowledge, but I love you guys.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It’s a practice ninja star for little Japanese kindergartners?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 47 points 2 months ago

We were shocked that we weren’t allowed to do whatever the fuck we want and had to follow someone else’s rules.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 66 points 2 months ago (3 children)

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 2 months ago

This is a woman I could appreciate.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 2 months ago

But we have our freedom and that’s enough for real Americans, not those selfish sons of bitches that want a strong beautiful military and fresh healthy food. /s

The /s is unfortunately very necessary now a days.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 2 months ago

Is that where we get horny goat weed?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 2 months ago

If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.

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