HowAbt2day

joined 4 months ago

Trump may launch Trump-branded mobile phone and a wireless service that could compete with the likes of Verizon, AT&T, and T-Mobile. in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 66 points 2 months ago (3 children)

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

6:08 AM - A Woman in c/witchymemes@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 2 months ago

This is a woman I could appreciate.

Americans are losing spending power, say researchers: Most can no longer afford a 'minimal quality of life' in c/usa@midwest.social

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 2 months ago

But we have our freedom and that’s enough for real Americans, not those selfish sons of bitches that want a strong beautiful military and fresh healthy food. /s

The /s is unfortunately very necessary now a days.

TIL: There is a demon named "Leonard". He's a three-horned goat in charge of orgies. in c/til@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 2 months ago

Is that where we get horny goat weed?

Every rule has an exception in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 2 months ago

If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.

GI Rights Hotline in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 26 points 2 months ago

Call 1-877-447-4487

Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 13 points 2 months ago

For the bee

Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 8 points 2 months ago

Beelionaire

Pentagon pizza monitor predicted ‘busy night’ ahead of Israel’s attack on Iran in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.

no need to edit! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 9 points 2 months ago

I think he’s grokking.

ICE AGENT FLED FROM ANGRY RESIDENTS OUTSIDE NEW YORK SCHOOL — AND GOT IN A CAR CRASH in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 9 points 2 months ago

Should be the Wholesome News thread

Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 2 months ago

My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.