Hossenfeffer

"better"

Compile time was Usenet time.

Remember the Windows 95 copying files animation?

A colleague and I were sitting waiting for a shit-ton (UK Imperial, not metric) of files for the project we were working on to be copied to a backup folder when our (pretty computer-clueless) boss wandered up behind us and said (with no irony at all - he was called Wolfgang): "Playing a game on company time?"

But then we all also wrote scripts which printed meaningless computer gibberish to the screen so we could take a bit of time out and relax - and if he ever showed up we'd be allL "It's compiling" or "It's recalibrating the main drive" or "It's defragging the video ROM".

Hmm, I don't think Barrington Mc Shagathy sounds like a hooker name, at all.

Baby hippo.

Can confirm, hedge porn was a thing in Scotland too.

As for sex education, our chemistry teacher once showed us how to put a condom on a banana. That was about it.

Hold my deviated septum, I'm going in!

All good, my man!

I thought we were on time travellers' café/diner. Everytime he kills JFK, hoping for a different historical outcome each time, he comes here afterwards for the breakfast special.

i bet the guy in the back in the blue probably killed jfk

More than once.

May your USB plug never be the right way up first time you try to insert it.

JK, this is true for everyone, every time!

Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating.

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