Horsecook

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[–] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What is given by god cannot be taken

Like your virginity.

[–] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They can try. But declaring martial law nationally over one shooting is a huge escalation. The idea is to ramp up slowly. One city, one state. And trying to start that process in Utah isn’t going to work well. Utah has their own cult, which isn’t fully behind Trump. There’s a risk of a schism. The Mormons are heavily armed, historically militant, and have a desire to form their own nation.

[–] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is the casus belli that the Guardians Of Pedophiles have been trying to force for months.

I don’t know. It’s not quite right. Utah is God’s Country. They’re looking for something in Los Angeles, Chicago, DC. The liberal hellholes.

[–] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I natively cook California Fusion. Which is, uh, everything, everywhere, all at once.

Thinking of cuisines as regional or ethnic is so 1900s.

[–] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wonder what did it in? I assume they had someone watch the source material without nostalgia-goggles. Did they take offence to the character named Arselicker? The darker skinned character that was literally sub-human, named Cool Negro? Or the main character’s catchphrase, “Dickcheese!”

[–] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Due to light pollution, there has never been a time in human history when people could see fewer stars than now.

There has been a centuries-long decline in the rate of deaths by violence.

Ergo, regularly observing the vastness of the galaxy drives men to madness.