Hope

WaWa gave me a free sample of a slice of pickle ranch pizza. I came back hours later and bought a whole box and they were like, "we got you, huh?"

Hey I wasn't unable to finish my thesis, I hadn't even really started!

Last month. I'd tried watching them many times before and always fell asleep, but this time I was engaged the whole time.

I was very happy to learn that some grocery stores and big box stores sell them (at least in the US)! I was on a trip to Salem, OR and was having a miserable time reverting to toilet paper until I grabbed one of those travel bidets at Lowe's.

You're telling me this snake is eating a person questioning their gender? Wtf why are they taking photos instead of helping?

What does the wizard mean you people 🤔

When I was a small child I got this little air powered toy car for Christmas. I played with it for like an hour before thinking "I wonder how this works - if I cut this tube will it stop working?"

So anyways I cut the tube and it stopped working, and I ran to my dad crying and said I cut it while opening the package.

As a Californian I can say our state has the will and the means to resist the worst of what's happening. Arguably this puts a target on our back, but of anywhere in the country I feel safest here.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think basketballs fit in those /s.

I'm a big fan of small laptops, but 7" seems a bit small. (I used a 7" tablet for my first year of undergrad, and a 12" Thinkpad for my final two years, and the 12" was by far a better experience). I'll keep this bookmarked though since it seems interesting.

I have to avoid certain supermarkets because they only sell pre-moldy strawbs.

Some kind of Abyssal demon?