HooPhuckenKarez

joined 2 years ago
[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

We could make billionaire jerky and pickled billionaire.

[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

It rained more halloweens than not when I was a kid.

[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I did this today. Beats the shit out 2.5 hours before it goes off, and nicer than hitting snooze every 5 minutes for half an hour.

[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

I too was having screen issues. Once i had accidentally started the call, I waited for them to answer, explained what happened, and apologized. I then stopped fuckin' around with my broken ass phone.

[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

Something something identify as a attack helicopter. Hur dur der.

[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I tried using an old phone as a dashcam for a while. It just kept overheating. That's my vaguely related experience. Thanks for reading.

[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 54 points 2 years ago (8 children)

2.25% bitches. We ain't goin' nowhere for another 26 years.

[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Now I see bees I won.

[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Please please please do this if you come to my shop for an alignment on your crime against nature.

[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 64 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Lobbying is supposed to be making your case to a politician, and hoping they vote/propose a bill/etc. With that interest in mind. You yourself are allowed to lobby your congress critters...technically.

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