Honytawk

joined 3 months ago
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 14 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Can afford a bunch of guns and ammo, but can't afford a lawyer to defend yourself in court?

Strange priorities

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

It is easy to get rich, as long as you have the moral compass of a cactus.

First I'd code some malware that specifically targets old people to try to scam them out of money. With that money I'd short out companies on the brink of going bankrupt and help by doing things that cost them money but aren't technically illegal. With that money I'd start my own business selling crap bought from overseas, with students I can underpay, so I exploit both my customers and my workforce. Then with that money I'd bribe politicians to give me tax breaks.

There, now I am a multi millionaire.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

It isn't an effective threat to employers, but it does work on friends and family.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends entirely on the definition of computer.

There are so many "inventors of the first computers" it is ridiculous. Almost like creating a complex machine like a computer takes a whole many inventions and people who worked on it over a time span of multiple generations.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The only one who can decide your computer is gay is the computer itself.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The drama isn't pointless. Because it informs new users on what a shitshow .ml is and to stay away.

The second one doesn't make sense. They are only shitting on a dumb instance full of extremists, not the entirety of Lemmy. And the activity on .ml is lowering each day because of all the awful extremists on there.

So your bingo card remains mostly empty.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The full saying goes: "A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one."

That really drives home the point

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That is going to fly over too many heads though.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe he drowned in ketamine? And the 100mg vials were actually 100l vials?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

Geeze, some people really dislike Friends, don't they?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 25 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It probably takes a century or so for a ghost to manifest.

In the time span of eternity, 100 years is nothing.

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