Hodrobond

I expected the entire large bag of pizza rolls, did half get eaten while frozen?

As a bidet owner, let me tell you that only wiping water to dry yourself is the best way to wipe.

They cracked the bottom of the bowl, digging.

I'm a dumbass and googled taming versus domestication immediately after...

Sorry for the silly question. I feel I see a lot of tiger + zookeeper/handler videos where what I assume is a non-domesticated cat acts fairly domesticated. Is it just that no one bothers to train/raise raccoons, or what's up?

My guess is sympathetic response and adjacent fears (an axe murderer might not attack you, but a fear of a "strange" neighbor could be unnecessarily exacerbated)

Is there an Animal Farm joke I missed in AC?

Anecdotally, I know a few immigrants that learned English through TV at a later age. If you're interested, don't let your age hold you back!