Hobo

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hobo@lzrprt.sbs 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Texas is smaller than the state of Western Australia, while the USA is only slightly bigger than Australia.

[–] Hobo@lzrprt.sbs 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah he may be a borderline racist, homophobic bully who tortured and harrased people back stage, but he ain't no murderer, the worst has to be a fight between benoit and snooka imo.

[–] Hobo@lzrprt.sbs 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah I do, I anthropomorphise everything lol, I apologized to my door for bumping it with my wood trollie yesterday.

It might not have feelings, but I do and I felt bad.

[–] Hobo@lzrprt.sbs 45 points 2 years ago

I reworked an old phrase because of him.

"You either die a hero or live long enough for everyone to work out you're a fucking idiot."

[–] Hobo@lzrprt.sbs 6 points 2 years ago

And that's how to sex robot industry was created!

[–] Hobo@lzrprt.sbs 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I always remember that plant in Japan that was hooked up to a computer that would get sad if no one talked to it, but will be full of excited energy anytime someone spoke to it.

Now I apologise to a tree if I need to take a leak on it.

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