HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago

Not to mention the insurance on those places. Real easy for people to get hurt. Nobody goes to the gym, nobody gets hurt, nobody has to pay out.

No mention of Blazkewicz?

Heresy!

Oh wow, everybody looks great!

Then Michael Keaton showed up in a Beetlejuice costume he bought at a Spirit Halloween. I'd get if he was just looking haggard from being locked away for so long but that costume just looks bad.

Police Squad!

That's why they made such a big deal about it being in color

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really makes you appreciate the effort folks went to colorizing all the paintings from the pre-color era.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was in high school I would spend my lunch break in the music room noodling around on a bass guitar. At that point I played mostly rock and blues but I was proficient in funk and jazz as well. One day I was just doing my thing and this kid comes in and starts up behind the drums. He's ripping these wicked bebop style bars and I just...had to join in. Two dudes just jammin' it out on the spot. The bell goes, and we part ways.

The next day, I'm back in the room, screwin around with my slap technique. He comes in, and he sits behind the drums, and gestures for me to keep going. We went pretty hard that day. I developed a blister and popped it in the same session. The next day we took it kinda easy, but we were at it for a whole week. In that time I learned he didn't speak English.

The next week I came in and saw that one of the school's bass guitars was missing. I figured it was just signed out or in repairs or something. The guy comes in and we start playing again, only for the music department head to kick him out. The missing bass had been stolen and until it was returned, nobody was to be in the music room unsupervised. I never saw him after that. I think he took up playing soccer at lunch instead. As for the missing bass, I found it in a pawn shop a couple weeks later, and it turned out the drummer from my regular band had stolen it.

When I worked at a fast food joint downtown, we'd see this one raccoon out back when we were doing cleanup. We called him Pablo.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

....but where do I poop?

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

wojak-nooo "Nooo miura anjin is the only legit non-asian samurai why won't you let us have the cool thing?"

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IMO, It's less about antisemitism and more about Christianity's roots as an apocalyptic cult. The Bible says that the end times will be heralded by conflict in Israel, which the Israelis will win after accepting Jesus as their Messiah. Then the Second Coming happens and the world ends, where the souls of all the righteous Christians will be joined to the perfect bodies waiting for them in the afterlife.

This is the cracker-est band I've ever seen

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