HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago

Sticking a knife in the board and having the Bishops investigated for sex crimes.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that pink puff as super tuff as they make him out to be?

I mean, heels were originally designed for horseriding, so there's a level of accuracy here.

No that would be 3-CP0

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Totally true story: I once dumped a partner because they said they'd never join a union.

Mario & Luigi, Paper Mario, and Warioware are the Mario series Nintendo reserves most of their creativity for. But even then, the last bunch have seemed sorta lackluster in that regard.

Truly the kids in the rain are the Earthbound/Mother fans. They wouldn't even let us have Oddity!

negative

Lol flickin the beanis

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, no, no, the secret to flying is to violently hurl yourself at the ground...and miss

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

But like why tho? We're awful

Somebody got all their politics from Crusader Kings...

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