HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago

Look, sometimes you do it just to see if you can

[โ€“] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You're certainly onto something, but maybe you could address it from the other direction? Like somebody has to be funding production of quasi-incest porn. Maybe part of the answer is millenial failsons crushing on their wealthy boomer dad's 3rd wives.

[โ€“] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:but-at-what-cost:

[โ€“] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Come back with a warrant, piggie!

PIGPOOPBALLS

Yeah that would solve quite a bit.

[โ€“] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Okay but that lithium pill isn't going to set a nearly full glass of tapwater on fire either

[โ€“] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Weird, I used to take lithium on prescription and I'm like 80% water.

[โ€“] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Lithium in the water supply makes a dent in the suicide numbers, but it's been a long time since I was crazy enough to put real thought into it.

Barbie meets her grandmother, Lilli the Nazi Sex Doll

[โ€“] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Bruh, just do what I do and get really into critically praised TV shows from like a decade ago that only got one season.

[โ€“] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bonatello, Reonardo, Iichaelangelo, Caphael, and Splinter!

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