HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dammit, beat me to the VB reference

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why I left Twitter

Now if only I could remember them

Assassinate their own king and declare themselves a republic

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

They added ramen to the vending machine at work. I made it in the microwave but I couldn't find a fork. I ask around and my manager tells me to check the break room. I go to the break room, I open the drawer. All knives.

On a related note, I'd like to formally retract every unkind word I've ever said about Alanis Morissette.

It's what they do at the 7th Inning Stretch at Fenway Park in Boston

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are seriously downplaying how much Mr.Brightside could make a room of white non-cishet millenials come unglued

Look,ladz, dey's got a playse fu' us orc-y types! I's gonna stay der til da time when we's gotz to slog it out wiv da hoomies and shorties and whatzits

Even then, this is just a copy of The Auld World from Warhammer

Mother 3 because its basically the only way for westoids to play it negative

 

They coulda just called it England

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