HiImThomasPynchon

joined 4 years ago

Guy looks just a little bit like Yawgmoth

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One time in high school I was in a class where the teacher was a militant atheist. One day, some of the other students started asking questions about what he does believe in. One of the questions asked was "Do you believe in love?"

I knew EXACTLY what he was going to say next, and it was like I saw it happen in slow motion.

"What is love?"

I slammed my hands on the desk and shouted "BABYDONTHURTMEDONTHURTMENOMORE!"

Everyone just sorta stared at me and then one kid at the back of the room clued in and started laughing his ass off.

We're friends to this day.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They banned me for saying the N-word

Wym I say Noid all the time

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean really the only difference is that Zaphod Beeblebrox isn't functionally omnipotent

Fuck yeah, love Big Black

Go karts are modeled after racing cars, which almost always have engines in the rear

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nah it looks like it's mounted in the back like a regular go-kart

Hell yeah cool name

MAYNARD MUPPET

MUPPET MAYNARD

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Nah, that's exactly what I'm getting it. America can only exist as a White Supremacist settler colonialist state.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

One day, the invasion will end and people's lives will go back to normal.

AmeriKKKa will never not be White Supremacist.

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